aye wad... i still v si wen one okae. n very intellectual and multi-talented too! but under the influence of violent pple such as eline n charlene i haf developed my fighting instincts. i remember when we played whacko in the class when we first met oily, i told sum1 to whack her. muahaha. n she onli knew bernard's name. den i remember i thot tt 69 was a multi-racial class coz of charlene and bingyi!! budden i was tinking how come malays can go rv. anw. i rem shan was prominent coz of her hair. mebbe she shld use dove, coz it loox lyk a lion's mane. once did. now still does.

sum significant events which moz of u wldnt remember:
1) mi n charlene were whacked by this s7 bitch during war games. the one where we threw water bombs. yeah. tt one.
2) lilian did the banana dance wif charlene while the councillor tried his best to announce results.
3) "that thing you do". yes the skit. that thing we did. wif the boa. n sumhow my pathetic acting after the skit made charlene n lilian tink i was gay. when i pretended to b sad.
4) cny. unripe bananas. chocolate and the other (what?) sauce. more unripe bananas. no signboard. cutting bananas wifout washing hands. conning pple. n shan's foto of mi looking lyk a chao ah beng.
5) bbq at shan's. alan told us dey were detained while playing pool. gonorrhea infected sausages. stripping pp.

is dere anyting else tt i haf forgotten? perhaps i remembered more events than moz pple. perhaps. perhaps. perhaps.